Umechan

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's a classic conservative Western chauvinist tactic. You can't complain when someone beats you for being queer, because some hypothetical person on the opposite side of the world would kill you if they had the chance.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I asked a five year old Gazan girl if she would respect a non-binary person's pronouns, and she just let out a scream of pain and dropped to the floor. I didn't think I could trust US conservatives, who we all know are 100% affirming of people's pronouns, gender identity and presentation, but I guess they were right. I don't understand how someone could be so insensitive.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're not even a character. You're a throwaway description of actions in the background written to develop atmosphere and worldbuilding. They call rename it the despair center, and even then it wouldn't capture the horrors of life there.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Fulfillment center is an ironic name for a place where people have all hope and desire beaten out of them by hard labor and poor conditions.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Of course. Why don't the five year olds simply negotiate with the armed militias who have been accused of using children as human shields?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Girls just wanna have ~~fun~~ an apartheid state.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

This is dom twink erasure.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For all the people manning the non-stop relay line for pissing in Thatcher's mouth?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It depends on the bear. Some are bear4bear.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

They have to be hairy in the Anglosphere, but not so much in East Asia. Big, non-hairy guys are called chubs in the west.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Making a meringue requires you to separate the eggs, only whip the whites, and make sure there are no fatties. I hope a dominatrix would be more inclusive than that.

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