Uli

joined 2 years ago
[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Yes, it's me, I'm the buyer. At any expense, I must possess all the apes. I'm here from the future, to spread the word that if we allow the genral public to have ownership over this level of stupidity, it will result in a runaway moron effect. And if left unchecked, then in my time, four hundred years from now, when we make first contact with other spacefaring civilizations, they're going to think we're really lame.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Vonnegut is my favorite, the one I model my own writing style after. Galopagos is my jam.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It's good for you!

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Well, I sure hope not, considering that would be a little bit frightening.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So... if you choose to hit more people, you can make more of them happy?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this guy might live in canada.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah baby 🤤

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

6927

You know the one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

No way that's where I had my first prune

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are NOT invited to my toga party.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Explains why the universe is in a nutshell.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

@grok "what should I name my baby boy?"

As per the highly specific and revoltingly lewd instructions you've provided, I'm obligated to inform you that all the best names for good big strong boys start with E and end with unifying the world as a singular white ethnostate, which is to say it should end with the letter N. Is there anything else I can help you decide?

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