Uli

joined 2 years ago
[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 months ago

Archaeologists:

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.

Who knows what will happen to the cat?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, it gets confusing when your mom is a famous stock photo hand model.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oh, I've got zero history of diagnosis or treatment for anything. But it's become very apparent I definitely have multiple things lol. I just don't really see doctors and that will someday be a problem.

So many people I know have been diagnosed and are on treatments though, and the fact that we've already gotten to the stage of disappearing protected classes despite court orders is troubling as hell to put it mildly. I want to believe we can still stop this before the worst happens, but securing a stable life elsewhere is frankly not a bad idea.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

💯

Here's hoping nerodivergents can band together and rise in the shadows to create systems that are far better than what society currently offers, and outcompete to such a degree that the corporations atrophy and die.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have I finally flaked out enough that it's actually helped me?

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago

We're gonna need a cuter boat.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Sorry, I know we were meant to deport a bunch of immigrants to a concentration camp for the crime of having brown skin today, but it turns out I've been ripped by the news media. Yeah, unfortunately, I won't be able to commit hate crimes with you anymore.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

It's like when you live next to a McDonald's and your first thought for dinner is McDonald's. Everyone knows it's a bad option but it's also the most obvious choice.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The apocalypse is not a bad thing in his mind, it's a planned thing.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 85 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, it turns out JRR Tolkien was just Tolkien out his Rs.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I only know of one Weird Al, but in my mind, this is a job creation opportunity. There could be a whole new industry built around taking regular Als and turning them weird.

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