Uli

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[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

A cat teaching Pilates? I thought it was an MBA or something, but this no longer sounds believable.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

That's what the lid is for. To stifle the just and stealthy liberation of such rashly restricted food.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

I'll admit I just kind of assumed it was climate change related. The classic weather versus climate fallacy now seen in reverse. With climate change still being a real existential threat that must be stopped, but could be it was more of a passenger on this ride.

More of a warning that humans can't control as much of the environment as they want to believe they can.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Use a script on another device to constantly type a space and then a backspace into the text input box at every moment of every day except for when you are actually composing a message.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I was a young teen and getting into creative writing, I was trying to come up with new fantasy novel ideas. I asked my dad if he wrote a fantasy book what it would be about, and he described a pleasant tropical island vacation with well appointed accommodations and complimentary frozen drinks. Which, to be fair, I don't see a lot of in speculative fiction.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't recommend this. I mean, it was publishable, sure. But there were tons of spelling errors.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

No wait. I think you have my grandparents switched.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're like, "Wait! Wait! Once you come in here you won't be able to get out!"

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Would you like me to fold your shirt?"

*looking down at my shirt

system processing

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't be bothered if the label said my food might me a bit radioactive. But I imagine dragons would.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm ready to do more than just hold Heinz. Let's get Dijon.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I'll let you RDP into me any time...

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