Uebercomplicated

This is actually genius, because then, while you're at it, you could add different ports too, like RCA ports, a bit-perfect Toslink, etc. I desperately want this phone now! I don't care if it weighs a few extra kilograms, I NEED TOSLINK!

Except that my cat instead chooses to sit on my face and meow furiously until I get him breakfast.

I remember some mountain-bike frenemies bragging about this :P

I am thoroughly confused as to why this comment is getting downvotes. It corrects the misinterpretation of the poster in a polite and civilized manner, while bringing forth interesting discussion as to what the future may hold and possible solutions to our country’s predicament.

Op, just found it.

Is this on HN? If not, someone neeeeds to post it!!!!!!