Ubermeisters

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Is it the accepted atheist belief that religious symbols are "propaganda which promote murderous organizations"? in c/atheism@lemmy.ml
[@atheism](https://feddit.de/c/atheism) I bet in the middle ages there was always one villager who was like, "Remember, do not look DIRECTLY at God's punishment for witchcraft." in c/atheism@feddit.de
Humans are now the African savannah’s top predator in c/science@lemmy.world
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Idk about the scientific validity of this approach, anyone care to comment?

House sends Senate bill to avert government shutdown in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm just kidding, I already held my employer hostage for a raise.

Life Pro tip: be the only person that knows how to do a valuable thing. We don't get attaboy raises for existing anymore unfortunately or even cost of living increases it seems.

Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip -2 points 2 years ago

The issue is that you morons come in and say troll shit and then wait two days and then try to make it into a serious conversation like you weren't just being a fucking cunt to begin with goodbye

We are just getting started’: the plastic-eating bacteria that could change the world in c/science@lemmy.ml
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-

Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.

Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How to spot a lemmy.ml user

Rep. Bowman under investigation for pulling fire alarm as McCarthy compares it to Jan. 6 in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They'll probably want to lock Biden up over it

FBI arrests Proud Boys member who disappeared days before sentencing over role in Jan. 6 in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM

--as you storm away to your room and slam the door--

61 Medieval Manuscripts digitized and available online in c/news@lemmy.world
Republicans reject own funding bill, US government shutdown imminent in c/usa@lemmy.ml
[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Sure thing bubba

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Users of Lemmy Who Always Need To Get The Last Word: How Do You Feel About GPT? (infosec.pub)
 

It always has to have the last word. always. Do you say bye and close the window before it can respond? haha

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YAWN (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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I'm over the Reddit posts / comments (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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image is "distracted boyfriend" meme but vertically extended with AI out-painting. the distracted boyfriend, who is staring at the distracting girl's legs, is labelled "reddit users who keep posting about reddit for some reason", the girlfriend has the Lemmy mouse for a head and is labelled "Lemmy users". The distracting woman walking towards camera has her face replaced with Steve Huffman, CEO and fall guy for Reddit inc. her face is labelled "what reddit actually it" and her feminine legs are labelled "what they wanted it to be".

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