Attention all homers meatballs and superfans: it is once again time for our most sacred of traditions.
#Secret Ditka #11!
We're gonna stay on the old-school rules. The rules are listed in Phase 2, below, but to briefly spell them out:
##1) sign-ups will be open for 10 days - we cannot guarantee inclusion if you sign-up after Monday, Nov. 20th
##2) no accounts under 1 year old
##3) accounts must be active, we won't disclose the threshold we'll be setting but we'll be looking at everyone that signs up for account activity and history
##4) gifts must be sent no later than Monday December 11th - keep a receipt or something just in case, sometimes proof is needed/items are lost in shipping
##5) required minimum gift value of $25 (not including shipping) - does not apply to handmade items / artwork / etc
SIGNUP
Send an email to secretditka@gmail.com
Subject: PLEASE include your username as the Subject Line. Your Reddit Name (and only your reddit name) please.
Body: a clickable link to your reddit username - please use the old.reddit format if you can remember. For instance, mine would be old.reddit.com/u/TurnerJ5 (this is just for vetting purposes).
Also include your name and shipping address in simple "'Name' - 'Address'" format, please. International participants are welcome!
Please do not include any size/preference information - if you plan on participating you can, if you wish, make a comment in THIS THREAD with your size info and your Ditka will be able to easily look it up if they need a little guidance on what gift to purchase.
##Signup deadline is Monday November 20th (11/20/2022) at midnight central
PHASE 2
After you send a sign-up email we will take a look at your account and check your username against The Naughty List; a member of the mod team will message you later for clarification or notification if you are determined ineligible. All accounts participating must be minimum 1-year-old.
Assuming you come up clean we'll be in touch at the end of the period (+ a few days, maybe) with your Secret Ditka assignment.
Rules
To keep it simple gifts must be sent no later than Monday Dec. 11, minimum gift value of $25. Scammers/deadbeats are banned and shamed.
Again, I will REPLY TO YOUR EMAIL WITH YOUR MATCH INFO so keep an eye on it! No excuses, after you sign up! Let's go!
RELIEF DITKAS?
And like always - if you are one of those kind souls that is willing to be a Relief Ditka and send gifts to those that are shafted or screwed over in any way-- shoot an email to us as well, and bless you.
###- the CHIBears mod team