TrashGoblin

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[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

neuken in de keuken is fucking hilarious, and so is geef me een klap papa. English is full of dumb funny shit, I'm sure, but that doesn't mean Dutch and German aren't.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm neither a linguist nor a neuroscientist, but it sounds like "non-invasively control neural activity in higher-level cortical areas" may be bazinga-speak for "people react to LLM babble the same way they react to actual people saying things".

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clowns are "uncanny". They are just off-human to be disturbing, in the same way that dolls or corpses are. This actually has the potential to make them more funny, more scary, or more sexy, depending on what the performance is going for. It's a seasoning that brings out the flavor of anything else. But of course, people react differently to the seasoning, and it may tip them more in any of these ways.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WARNING: Weirdly wholesomeI met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she's kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and we met Sunday evening.

After I had been waiting in the room for about an hour I thought I might have been ghosted or catfished again. As my heart started to sink there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there she was. The beautiful, sexy clown woman of my dreams. Her outfit, her makeup and big red nose were perfect. So perfect it ached. She came in and she started making balloon animals as we made small talk and put them all over the bed. Then we made love. The hottest and most passionate sex I could have ever imagined and she had plenty of clown antics to surprise me including hitting me in the face with a small pie as a surprise when I came the first time and honking her nose.

After hours of lovemaking we sat there holding eachother and kissing while I occasionally honked her nose and tried to hold back my tears of pure bliss. I couldn't. I was so happy to have the connection I've been denying myself because "it's weird" and what I've desired for so long. Holding her in my arms as my legs still quivered from my orgasms I cried as she held me because I was so happy. She began to cry too and we are definitely going to be together now and are both so happy with eachother.

I feel like a hole in my soul has been healed and that my life is finally on it's way up.

Thank you for the love and support everyone. So many of you have been so kind. It means the world to me. Thank you again.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

clussyI wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

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[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good comment. Even if you argue, as Democratic partisans will, that few of these were things that Biden had any control over (e.g. inflation and Dobbs), the fact is that he was the sitting president while they happened. That will make him unpopular, even if that's "not fair". And people will vote against him (or not vote) because he's unpopular, even if "the alternative is worse". If you specifically argue that he didn't have any control over these things, he looks weak, and that makes the problem worse. And no amount of lecturing people about how they're wrong to react in natural, perfectly predictable ways is going to change that.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Offers it to the blood god.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the future leftists want.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

That's a good take on it. A lot of awareness of the actual problems, no understanding of the systems that tie them together without the need for a conspiracy.

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