TrashGoblin

joined 3 years ago
[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I think expropriation and reeducation is more suitable for Ms. Swift.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Now I'm imagining that he's a PokΓ©mon.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can get old and weird like me without getting hateful.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

If you're in good vascular health, yes.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (18 children)

Great, I get to choose between two real estate developers for city council. Guess I'll vote for the one who doesn't have a history of domestic abuse.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't think Commander Jenbom has done any ABBA covers, but this still has to be relevant: Klingon Pop Warrior

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

10; drop table tenants;

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Or Swatch Internet Time.Or stardates.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a Korean comic on webtoon called "The Tax Reaper", about a junior tax prosecutor with the magical ability to see how much back taxes someone owed as glowing numbers floating over their head. It's very enjoyable for the overdramatized confrontations with bougie tax dodgers.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He was never ideal on foreign policy, but I do feel like he's gotten worse. I dunno, the way the 2020 primary went, and subsequent, it feels like someone either has blackmail on him or is threatening his family.

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Listen, kiddo, champ, chief. maybe-later-kiddo

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