High Point, North Carolina, where this happened, is the town Andy Griffith's Mayberry was based on.
TrashGoblin
Communism will resimulate all of its historic enemies so that they can be killed over and over again forever.
It's fine to start with me, tbh.
Also, Beetlejuice the musical is good. Honestly sounds like a terrific date night interrupted by puritan scolds.
Hi, comrade, I'm dad.
Yes, but then I would also murder whoever set up this Saw-ass scenario.
I saw a Blue MAGA on Mastodon arguing that Russia trained and armed Hamas in order to start the current phase of the conflict, in order to hurt Biden's popularity in time for the 2024 election. I'm tired.
Free Parking
The Pinephone probably does everything you actually want a smartphone to do (modulo crappy hardware), but not the things you are required to have a smartphone to do. Like depositing a check at your bank, or your work's 2FA that uses Duo Mobile rather than something standard like TOTP.
At this point, your best option is probably GrapheneOS, followed by LineageOS for MicroG plus all the hacks needed to get it to pass SafetyNet. The writing is on the wall for the latter at least, and the best option going forward will probably be a sacrificial phone you keep turned off 90% of the time and only use for those things.
Simultaneously a Boomer, and 12.
Bell Riots on schedule. Then coming soon (this decade), the Second US Civil War and the Eugenics Wars, both of which spin off into World War III.