TonyTonyChopper

Pretty sure you can lose all your money in a casino regardless of how you earn it

I imagine having zero consistent sleep schedule will increase the risk of accidents

If the metre was 4.8% shorter then the speed of light could be π*10^8^ m/s

surely your milk can't be that precise

I was gonna say the same

I made it better by completely eliminating the "___ with time machine" template. The punchline speaks for itself

No we get pure ethanol for the lab in plastic bottles

you buy milk 4 L at a time?

they usually have it in the menu too

is that the real Kevin Cox

is Bob Marley a rock