BUT MAH FREEDOMS!!!
At least the yokels stuck it to the libs before they had all their extra-depraved porn taken away.
TokyoMonsterTrucker
joined 2 years ago
Thanks for reminding me that there is no Drive 2 *sob
Glad she's finding out, but she can probs fundraise her way out of that in a few hours via the right-wing griftiverse. There's no amount of money that hate-filled right wing grannies won't give to assholes that they think will stick it to the libs.
I don't care if she wins a billion dollars. Hershey's can go bankrupt tomorrow. I just know what actual problems look like and a fucking candy wrapper ain't one of them.
Yes, I read the court filing. The only problem is that the collective value of the suffering caused by this particular false advertising would be worth about a dollar fifty. The only people who win from this kind of lawsuit are the lawyers.
I would not be making fun of this suit if it was about Hershey's lead and cadmium problem:
The McDonald's lady required skin grafts. This woman suffered mild disappointment. There is no possible comparison between the two cases. False advertising? Yes. Refer to FTC for penalties. Harm suffered? Virtually zero. This is a frivolous lawsuit and waste of any court's time.
Rinse, repeat, ad infinitum. Every generation thinks exactly the same way.
Holy shit, I haven't seen this template for YEARS. Pulled out of one dusty ass meme vault...