Todesschnitzel

joined 2 years ago
[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Shit I would be happy in that sitch.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (19 children)

Der Panzer muss halt irgendwo stehen kekw. Das die nicht an ihrer Umgebung interessiert sind sieht man doch schon and den SUVs!

Edit: Der Erste ist sogar ein E-Wagen. Hmm. Weiß nicht wie die Lage in dem Fall ist.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder: violence is always a solution, but optimally you shouldn't exert too much force, on already strained sinews.

So do this: Pull on the finger. Lightly do so and you will feel the joint-parts separate. And eventually the sinew should jump over.

Let it pass over the joint, without the pain than normally follows, when having one stuck.

Still don't overdo it.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Das Problem bei den Leuten ist leider, dass sie sich extrem eingeschossen haben auf einen bestimmten Weltblick und alles ungeachtet der Fakten verteufeln, was nicht ihrem Weltbild entspricht.

Die sind auf dem besten Weg tiefer in ihren Hasenbau zu purzeln. Und meist hört es beim Glauben an die flache Erde ja nicht auf.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

If Disney did that... wait. No. This is actually quite the Disney move right there.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Dude he pulled a gun on an unarmed man. Owning and carrying a gun outside of court? Yes, fine whatever. Inside the court where no one except the bailiff(s) is supposed to have a weapon? Nah mate. No fucking way.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

For the mist massive Shitpost ever. He will be remembered in his annals for ever.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You won't believe what it does to your boyfriend!

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Good for others, while I will simply keep on sleeping, despite any attempts to meditate.

My body and I are just too desperate for sleep.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

No fucking way... WINDOWS WHY ARE YOU DOING YOUR THING AGAIN!!!

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