just make sure you dont have too much to drink and sexually assault a colleague. Nothing worse than having to sit yourself down and discipline yourself for being too suggestive with yourself.
It was my change. I proposed it. I did the leg work. And I packaged the wrong version of it not knowing the limitations of the platform. Fair there werent any guard rails to stop me fucking up, but I still did it.
Absolutly agree. But just remember Dutton would probably drop a home made nuke on them himself.
id support that if it was a go fund me.
Gotta be a bung reference, no? thats the ONLY thing I can think of.
Look I'll admit I'm the one who fucked up here. BUT: When I said "should we test this further" i was told "nah it'll be fine".
Again, my mistake. take full ownership and wont point the finger at anyone, I pulled the trigger. But in my heart of hearts I know the idea (which obviously turned out to be wrong) was endorsed by senior folks.
Work: uh, we need to be flexible in your caseโฆ
As in you DONT have to do time sheets?
Legit been thinking about Pilates. Just didnt wanna be the only bloke or only 30 something there.
Oh I'm not saying its the RIGHT solution. Its just the solution we have haha
LOVE a good PIR this time of year. Even my lead is like "WTF am I supposed to do! My job IS changing things, I cant do shit during a change freeze!"
trying on some new shorts in the change room, walk in close the blind pull my pants down and just stare at myself in the mirror for like a good 5 seconds thinking "something isnt right....." takes me that long to realize its cause I'm just standing there with my dick out cause I've stupidly removed my briefs as well! I came back to my office and tried to use apple pay to access the lifts rather than my lanyard, another 5-10 second delay as I grapple with "why did this not work the way I expected".
Jesus, dont let me touch anything important today my brain is cooked.
having to sign up for amazon to make a christmas present happen is ๐คฎ