FUCK NYE, NYE sucks. Everyones got such varied expectations and tbh i'd MUCH rather sit at home, sink a drink or 2 take 5 minutes to reflect on the year that was then get stuck into a good movie or game.
"From Youtube Sensation Mr Beast Comes A...." Nope. Dont care. Not even a little bit. good luck with that netflix or Disney or whoever the fuck.
You should do something small for you. Start a new tradition. If thats as simple as "eat a toasty and play video games all day" then thats awesome. As far as new years: yeah you see TONS more on TV than going into the city. The city sucks, and new years is even worse.
they're making you work the whole day?! For shame!
Lower decks ending. Well, time to cancel paramount plus.
please practice safe sex when fucking the world. last thing we need is the world ending up pregnant. its irritable enough!
the SUV deployed its emergency breaks for the first time ever on me. No surprises what road i was on: the monash. if i was in the old hatch we woulda hit, no doubt. But the SUV saw and responded before I even noticed the threat and broke so hard my face hurts. Have to say, I am impressed with it.
One of our 3 engineers has resigned. Good times.
are there frantic back room meetings with the c suite yet?
nah its not even gonna be that polite. I specifically said "we should not be doing this in a change freeze". They said "its not a change!". So far their "not a change" has killed 2 apps and resulted in a complete server restore.
If asked its literally gonna be a "I told you so. I warned you, i was condescended to. Fucking sucks to be you".
Alright. im bored. And inspired by the end of lower decks I have a question for ya'll: Whats your "warp" phrase?
Explainer for non scifi fans
The captain of the ship usually has their own phrase when they want the ship to go fast. "Engage!", "Make it so", "Punch It" and "Warp Me!" are all examples. You dont need to "get scifi" to have one. Just imagine your sitting in a captains chair, what is your catchphrase to make the ship go fast?I grew up in the country and with 00's pop culture. So mine would probably be "Lets fuckin' GOOOOO!" which is bogan as shit but I stand by it.