TinyBreak

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Struggle street!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

β€œI’m sorry baby, I just like you so much”

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Well if it’s been 365 days since they last let off no wonder haha

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Awkward for the neighbour, sounds like he shot one off early!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Haha sadly not. Dog will freak when fireworks go off, if dog comes into bedroom cat will declare the treaty in abeyance and the 100 years war begins again.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Can I go to bed yet?

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Had to go to the emergency room the other night. Lost vision in one of my eyes for about 45 minutes. After some scans they’ve concluded an ocular migraine. Freaky shit! Felt pretty average the last couple of days but looks like it’s finally sorted.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pulled off the ultimate prank on the mother in law. They ALWAYS leave cash somewhere when they stay and it shits me to high hell. but she just dropped me off to the airport in her car that she didn’t notice had a mysteriously full tank of petrol. Bloody got her!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Watched that borderlands movie last night. What a steaming pile of shit. cate blanchett tried her best but nowhere near enough to save it.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago

Well he just got uninvited next year then didn’t he.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

β€œThis boat? Stolen?! Nah mate we just found it out here”

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Anyone interested in doing the Hobart to Hobart with me next year? We just float around on a boat in Hobart and sink some piss. If asked we claim we finished really early.

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