βIβm sorry baby, I just like you so muchβ
Well if itβs been 365 days since they last let off no wonder haha
Awkward for the neighbour, sounds like he shot one off early!
Haha sadly not. Dog will freak when fireworks go off, if dog comes into bedroom cat will declare the treaty in abeyance and the 100 years war begins again.
Can I go to bed yet?
Had to go to the emergency room the other night. Lost vision in one of my eyes for about 45 minutes. After some scans theyβve concluded an ocular migraine. Freaky shit! Felt pretty average the last couple of days but looks like itβs finally sorted.
Pulled off the ultimate prank on the mother in law. They ALWAYS leave cash somewhere when they stay and it shits me to high hell. but she just dropped me off to the airport in her car that she didnβt notice had a mysteriously full tank of petrol. Bloody got her!
Watched that borderlands movie last night. What a steaming pile of shit. cate blanchett tried her best but nowhere near enough to save it.
Well he just got uninvited next year then didnβt he.
βThis boat? Stolen?! Nah mate we just found it out hereβ
Anyone interested in doing the Hobart to Hobart with me next year? We just float around on a boat in Hobart and sink some piss. If asked we claim we finished really early.
Struggle street!