Asking “is it good?” Is a bit pointless when he’s only eaten the naan.
Chicken Kiev or hickory beef probably.
Jesus I feel like the oldest dad at this play center with the youngest kid. Everyone else looks like they are in their late 20s with 4 year olds!
Oh hes already claimed her. I'm the third wheel in this relationship.
She just rang me so I could dictate an email to her. Jesus christ.
You didnt help, did you?
stir the pot. Call her out! "Oh really? Guess you dont remember the time you went off on my cause you claimed it wasnt soft?"
hope you know if I sit down in a stall next to you I'm not putting down the firemans blanket and doing my absolute best to make sure your conversation partner hears the "kasploosh" sound.
Bucket by the toilet when gastro comes knocking. Better to be safe than sorry. And I'd rather clean vomit out of a bucket than the other stuff outta pants or off the floor.
tinyest now knows "Mine". You'd be surprised by the amount of things that are now suddenly his.
I miss continental-drift , Lemon, Jaybb3rw0cky and omgaporksword.
Apricot chicken here.