god that was weird, I had to call Daycare back about something. I called and introduced myself with full name. They go "Who sorry?" I repeat, a few seconds of silence and I go "I'm X's Dad" "Ooooooh, X's dad, hang on a second I'll find who called you". I think its the first time I've said I'm someone's dad out loud. it has a very sobering effect.
That’s but I’m not, appreciate the offer though. Mrs got me a bottle of juice and lemonade to sip. So we will see how those go.
Love a Subaru. Had to sell mine to unfuck the Mrs car problems, and it was the sadest day of my life. What model did you look at?
Yeah that’s pretty much what I’m doing. Hard not to scoff it because I haven’t eaten properly in like 24 hours
I don’t have any sadly, just gonna have to rely on water and dry biscuits.
You know those stories people tell when they had gastro, and they are sitting on the toilet whilst holding a bucket at the same time because they needed to do both at once? I thought that was very much an exaggeration or a story you tell kids to frighten them into washing their hands. Nope. It is real.
Apparently i gotta keep hydrated, but how the hell am i supposed to do that when i drink water and double the amount I just drank “leaves” me?
Ah good. gastro. Fuckin A.
"Guys can we just hold off on chucking Jacinta back in the Cryo chamber? We might need her for another quick photo op"
Not this kid. It was more of a stagger. dude looked like he'd been through the ringer.
running on fumes. Today's just been chaos. And I had a mate chose to be a bit of a prick to someone else so I wasted a fair bit of energy on deciding on my strategy to that.
Shout it to the late teen/early 20 something doing the walk of shame at 6am this morning. I saw you but I doubt you saw my smirk so I just wanted you to know I was proud.
Fuck man it’s like, you hit 30 and goodbye anything but runners or well made skate shoes! I thought hush puppies were good but the support seems to die fast.