TinyBreak

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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

are you the hilltop hoods? Edit: but seriously, might be worth getting that checked out.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

or shudders dandenong.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hey! Its not a deadzone per say. The state government just assumed it was a suburb of bus enthusiasts.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago (17 children)

I mean this is the nicest possible way, but... you understand that means you'd have to LIVE in Geelong, right? You cant even go home and take a shower because you'd just be showering IN Geelong.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

dont shame it! These things happen as we get older.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Always love when I get an incoming call from Mrs B going "Now dont panic, everything is fine! But.... someone bit Tinyest" "Oh damn! Is everyone ok?" "Yeah so turns out Tinyest stuck his fingers in someone elses mouth, the other kid bit down and Tinyest was surprised to discover that getting bitten hurts". "....." least i dont have to save for Uni!

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

this was from the dude with the disgusting valentines card yeah? First up, I'm sorry. Second of all, and again sorry if this sounds rough, but I am CERTAIN you're gonna look back on this relationship and be glad its over. Probably not today or tomorrow, but that day is coming. Take a deep breath in and out, cause you're free of that asshole.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Their satellite targeting Australia failed

Thats what they WANT you to think. Bloody Jewish space laser took it out! /s

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

I've got steel caps for outdoor shit, feels like it'd do sufficient damage.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Love/Hate when you gotta remind the bully they are NOT the top of the food chain.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

nah, just steal shit to even it up. Silent protest.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm personally really looking forward to them installing those self closing gates at my local coles. If it closes on me I'm gunna wear a face mask and shout "Cant hold someone captive you profiting fucks" as I kick it down. I obviously wont be acting like that if there is young kids around.

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