TinyBreak

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A man in his 80s? Bruh. if I die in my 80s you put a bullet in me to make sure I stay down. Last thing I wanna do is wake back up!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Been coughing for 3 weeks. keept getting dirty looks from colleagues. Was thinking I should wear a sign that says "dont worry, its just daycare germs. So long as I dont lick your eyeballs you wont catch it".

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Washer AND dryer combo? Bro, they did NOT cheap out.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Trying to get the mrs to understand that servicing a modern DPF diesel engine, plus tyres and brakes on a big SUV is gonna be bloody expensive (and given its "my" car cost ME), meanwhile I can replace her whole engine for 20 bucks and run the thing off the smell of an oily rag. Meanwhile the SUV has copped 10k km and shitbox hasn't hit 2k km.

I shouldnt call it a shitbox, its such a fun little car to drive I love that thing to death.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sadly doesnt work for me. Even if I go a week or 2 the hit gets better, but still no where near the first time!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Everyones out there talking about how they wish they could have the feeling of their first love or first root again. I'm just sitting here wishing coffee hit the same as it did the first time.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My eye has been twitching for 2 days. I'm getting close to ripping it out, but I'm not sure if its the eye itself or just the eyelid, so I dont wanna jump to any extremes without knowing.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Flying from one side to the other of ACTUAL china, or just land China claim is theirs?

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago

If your mate cant understand the need to see a doctor over a prearranged meet up then they aint your friend to begin with. With that said, a "Sorry, I cant make X, can we do Y instead?" goes over better than "sorry I cant make it"

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mm k well you can only put so much lipstick on the pig that is Alice Springs. The money would surely be better directed to getting a grip on the underlying issues?

Bro, we are a capitalist society. This kind of root cause analyses and "trying to help people" isnt really the theme we're going for here.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Absolutely! We were hurtling along and I had that meme pop into my head "hehe, I'm in danger" cause if something goes wrong I'm TOAST!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure why they thought major freeway/road works AND buses replace trains at the same time was a good idea! Last week was stuck on a bus standing room only hurtling down the monash at 100kmh. This morning I drove to a station that has trains running and was stuck between tradies and SUVs hurtling down the monash at 120kmh. Terrifying in the little sedan. Cant win for losing.

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