people defaulting on the mortgages whilst coles and woolies profiteer like mother fuckers?
Got an aunt who works in childcare, she says the EXACT same thing.
I've got mates who cause of their unresolved issues are fucking up their kids, so they decided to have another kid. Like. um... what?! how about NO guys.
I think to myself you poor bastards you never had a chance
thank you. We're doing our best but he is a handful. π€£
I had a dream about cars too
does wendy's still exist?
better than that monster who was playing music off a Bluetooth speaker the other week. Hopefully it means HR have taken them up to the 25th floor and pulled a Russia on them.
clearly a male IT Security team though.
are you my toddler? "dad just washed the floors? Time to rub a crumbly biscuit all over them!" "Hello chicken I liked yesterday? Have you and the ground met before?"
did you ask him his favorite?
sadly thats not the one. Will have to ask them if they know.
dang, thats not it. I'm sure he is trying to say something, but its not clear if even he knows what that is.
If your my sibling you're also missing the last step: get the banana smoothie thing and spew in the car. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! My mum used to get pissed off like she wasn't the person responsible for buying my sibling the drink that was proven to make them spew every time they got it. Like after 4 or 5 times mum, lets be honest YOU are the problem here.