Poor form new work mate, poor form.
If Iโve still got a pergola in the morning Iโll be surprised! Told the Mrs she should park her car in the garage. If anyone spots a blue hatchback flying through the air please let me know where it lands, itโll probably still run!
Miss 100% of the shots you donโt take bro. Look at it as an absolute win: youโre not so jaded that you didnโt try.
anyone know what time the weather is supposed to hit tonight? Wondering if I'm better off leaving the city a little early.
well, I'm stealing something next time I'm in the store then. Fuck this.
After another what I thought was a good date only to be ghosted afterwards (and I waited 6 hours for them too)
F me thats bad. I had someone show up to a date an hour and a half late once, then was surprised when I was barely keen when they finally showed. A mates mrs (who set us up) was excited to ask me how it went. I said "Well, she stood me up for ages.... so not really interested!" She replies "Oh, thats just who she is. You'll get to know her!" "Nah, I'm right thanks. I might hate myself, but I respect myself more than that".
well thats fucking gross. Yeah if you know the parents deffo go knock on the door.
And justify your own job before you make you redundant. I had to fire me after some pretty serious allegations of sexual harassment against myself.
Yeah good idea for when I'm at home.
Sorry, but nope. To be good at the whole IT thing you have to ask "have you logged a ticket" when you bloody KNOW the answer is no.
Give yourself a payrise, mandate PJ Fridays and and insist on having your own entrance music for the meeting.
Dogs are obviously inside. Sadly the cats decided to go to sleep on the couch next to them so not looking forward to the 3am punch on.