TimeSquirrel

joined 1 year ago
[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Don't put money in your mouth, it's dirty.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org -2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I know exactly 0 people who are still watching over-the-air TV.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 35 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Wow, you must be one of today's lucky 10,000!

(the term "Winblows" is like 30 years old. We were trash-talking Windows 95/98 with it 😂).

Have some more:

Micro$oft

Micro$hit

Microsucks

Internet Exploder

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Those shitheads had an unintended opposite effect on me. All this attention on trans issues in the last decade or so made me think about some things about myself and my past and made me finally realize I'm not cisgendered either. 40+ years living as a man, and now am planning on going on HRT soon to live as the androgynous enby I really am.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A history teacher in the 22nd century: "And that, class, is how we finally implemented UBI."

Free antibiotics.

I for one have never imagined the Scratch cat in this way. I love this.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't ever watch Looney Tunes. I think it will be way too upsetting for you.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Even when you move out of your parents' place, you still have to play this fucking game with the plumber, cable tech, and possibly landlord if you rent, and continue to hide your shit.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You need to design a dystopian near-future tabletop RPG of some kind.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna squeak up in this thread too and shift the average up some more because I also am furry trash.

 
 

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