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What part of this is vintage, exactly?

Smart. The curb ain't a showroom. It's easier to move disassembled.

A drag child abused the Queen?

But internet guy says you've been doing it wrong this whole time. Why won't you completely change your ways based on the comment of pedantic rando?

I instantly forgot how to spell zookeene.

It's probably not a great idea to be registered with the opposition once the brownshirts can easily search for political affiliations of their neighbors.

Had to get to his orthodontist appointment.

Damn. I hope you're feeling better, my friend.

Ultra processed foods are disgusting if you're not used to them

This is why so many kids never even get started eating junk food.

I love bread, it never disappoints me.

CEO of what, exactly? Fucking nothing.

You made me reread this three times, which I think was secretly your plan all along!