ThermonuclearCactus

My parent's garden has literally thousands of garlic plants that show up unplanned every year. When clearing part of the garden to plant something else, pulling up like 30 garlic stalks is normal. Come harvest time, they give away as much garlic as they can and they still have so much that they have to throw a bunch of it out because it all goes bad before they can use it.

Yeah, they're an Ace Combat protagonist.

When I was 12, I released chlorine gas into my room in the process of trying to make oxidiser for rocket fuel and also did a bunch of other stupid shit that could have maimed or killed me. Don't underestimate kids.

I haven't eaten at a Mcdonalds since I was in elementary school because my entire family agrees that their food sucks.

Yeah, I read about that yesterday and I have none of the documents listed as a valid form of ID. If this was passed, I wouldn't be able to vote.

Don't we have enough garbage in the ocean as it is?

What the fuck were you playing that was so expensive that it makes you think that games are for the rich?

Homeless go home

Ah yes, Lemmy.world

AKA "I can't believe it's not Reddit!"