TherapyGary

joined 11 months ago

Ah I totally misread that as "The" loading screens lol. Explains why I couldn't find them by searching that online!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you make these yourself? If not, where do they come from?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

I would be super petty when Midwestern transplants would butcher the word "quesadilla" as "cassadila" by responding "sorry, a what? Oh, a quesadilla, okay" which got really funny (to me) when they would order several different kinds of quesadilla and I would do the same schtick every time within a span of 2 minutes

This was before I got woke, so sometimes I would put on an Indian accent and act like I was taking their order from an overseas call center


I used to fuck around in all sorts of ways there: putting a sign on the drive-thru menu telling people to yell bc the mic was damaged; not turning on the lights at night so people thought we were closed;

My favorite thing though was doing customer surveys (which would get printed and pinned in the back) and leaving insane reviews- like one went on and on about how the cashier was sooo hot, and then at the end mentioned he reminds me of my dad (that employee was a babyfaced teen which made it extra bizarre)

And they don't even have proof that they ate those ticks- odds are the ticks were all embedded in their skin lol

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

English: Natural science branch
German: Naturwissenschaft
Dutch: Natuurwetenschap
Danish: Naturvidenskab
Norwegian: Naturvitenskap
Swedish: Naturvetenskap
Afrikaans: Natuurwetenskappe

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Possums don't actually eat ticks (but we should still be pro-possum for other environmental reasons)

https://outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org/articles/debunking-the-myth-opossums-dont-eat-ticks

There's no such thing as "boys' toys" and "girls' toys". This person is doing a public service by requiring an appropriate answer

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago (35 children)

Is the problem here that you just don't get the joke?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Damn that's hilarious- I wish I knew about that game when I worked at a call center!

My favorite when I worked drive thru was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice- like Stamets level shit- to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 days ago (38 children)

I would hire them. They're not only hilarious and quick thinking, but smart and principled too

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 days ago (40 children)

What does this mean

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 140 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I used to fuck around like this all the time when I worked a fast food drive thru

 

This is about this

 

Alt text: a photoshopped drawing, originally by @tawatha_illustration, of controversial biologist and author E. O. Wilson, holding a Nazi SS pin, with text which reads "If your pseudoscience can be directly used as fascist propaganda... you might be a fascist!"

Reposting because a mod here doesn't know what a meme is.

The text plays off the "you might be a redneck" bit by Jeff Foxworthy

The context is that the guy in the drawing made up stuff that he thought sounded right. He then got push back from people who said it sounds like Nazi shit and, despite not wanting to be called a fascist, he didn't really reconsider the stuff he made up

Additional context:
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/20184356

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I didn't spend much time trying to get decent shots because my glasses were already smeared with sweat by the point I found these

 

Memeing JW illustrations- day 2

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Memeing JW illustrations- Day 1

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This is about this

I made this with photo editing tools bc I can't defeat 4chan's captchas

Poll:
https://strawpoll.com/NMnQNvjeBg6

Poll Results:
https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/28960622

 

Thanks @thenextguy@lemmy.world for the title idea

Sorry @rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com for the title lol

 

Alt text:

Screenshot of an email response to 3 consecutive advertising emails

you think you can just swoop in here with your fancy offers of "lead generation" and "marketing automation" but let me tell you i am chad mctruth and im onto something big here and i dont need some company trying to control my message or manipulate my audience with their so called expertise because im a warrior for truth and i will not be swayed by your empty promises of success stories and case studies

heres the thing:

  • if they cant generate gold from lead how are you supposedly "generating lead"???
  • the markets are already automated havent you noticed robots are running wallstreet already
  • are YOU interested in hearing the truth and waking up to the FAKE news and marxism

so andrew from invigo i suggest you take a look at the constitution and the bible and the subliminal messages in the chrystler jeep dodge ram commercials and understand what i am fighting for because its gonna take several hours of flirting and complements before ill be interested in a 10 or 15 minute conversation

best regards,

Chad McTruth
American Patriot

 

Let’s get real: if you’re still munching on leaves and pretending it’s “healthy,” you might as well be a worm, in which case I'd still love you but we'd need to have a talk about boundaries. Being a veganivore isn’t just some trendy fad- I'm the only person doing it I think. Plants are full of useless antinutrients and toxins like so-called "vitamin k" (poison) that wreck your butt and brain. Meanwhile, I’m out here thriving on pure, nutrient-dense vegan meats, chock full of the important stuff like saturated fats and sodium.

Here’s why the veganivore lifestyle crushes every other pathetic diet:

  • Eliminates plant garbage because green=toxic waste
  • Burns neurons and kills desires while you’re stuck overthinking
  • Supercharges your body with real isoflavones, not placebo nonsense
  • Boosts inflammation while other diets leave you looking flat
  • Boosts libido if you make it at home and put Vyleesi in it
  • Simplifies lifestyle because you get to spend all day making dinner

If you want to keep pretending unrefined plants are “good for you,” go ahead. But don’t complain when you have way too much energy and get in trouble for running around and not staying seated.

What’s your excuse for being weak? Drop it below. 👇

#VeganivoreLife #FauxMeatMonarchy #PlantsAreTrash #AlphaFuel #SigmaBrain

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