The_Almighty_Walrus

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear 

Same deal here. 12 year old account banned because I said "ready to kill" in the context of a cat hunting a bird and apparently that is "threatening or violent content"

Whoever is (not) reviewing the appeals needs to eat a peepee

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don't actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for "threatening violence" just saying the word "kill" in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won't be reversed, because they obviously didn't read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I'm here

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Look up Pi-Hole, it's an adblocker for your whole home network. It blocks ads at the DNS level

Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can't be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I'm in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.

Scrodinger's immigrant.

Taking all the welfare but also taking all the jobs and houses

More pizza guys are killed on the job than police so yeah that checks out.

Show of hands who's here because they're not allowed on reddit anymore? 🤚

Imagine how many texts there are that we haven't seen. Who uses email to talk to friends?

Complaining about something free and optional is wild