TheOctonaut

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Uh, no, it means that it's been 20 years. People have made new accounts, moved organisations, gotten old, and just plain died.

1.8 billion people have a Gmail account. One in five people - not email users, people. "Millions" of accounts being deleted is not even a significant number.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I wish someone released software to my exact requirements out of spite. They can release it out of race hate if they like

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you believe someone is using a human shield and you bomb them anyway, you either chose to bomb innocents or you didn't consider them human in the first place.

Using a human shield is disgusting. So is ignoring it.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

"remo, short for 'remote tablet'"

Why do I think the interviewer just heard them saying remote in a strong accent?

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry bud, work put tracking shit on your phone.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Just so we're clear, you can think of two missing countries?

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So does nobody read the spell description for Mending, or...

This spell repairs a single break or tear in an object you touch, such as broken chain link, two halves of a broken key

How many people are neatly snapping their phone into two halves?

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time I see a photo myself from 5 or more years ago I wonder how I could have thought back then that I was fat and old.

This sounds like self-love. It is not.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Don't break my heart, my achy spacey heart

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