TheOctonaut

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

I'm spelling it the Hiberno-Hellenic way

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 26 points 5 days ago (6 children)

It think that rather than early - really early - exposure to porn turning everyone into sex-fiends, it's actually terrifying a lot of them. What if I don't want to gargle cum like Adriana Chechik? What if I don't have a 10 inch cock to stuff my stepmother with?

A more optimistic reading might be that masturbating is easier, freer, quicker, and more accepted than ever before. Rather than risk an STI, pregnancy or human relationship, just crank one out and get back to work.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Birds eat the snails. Bird-eating Spiders eat the birds. Phorusrachids eat the bird-eating spiders.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 points 6 days ago

The Mirror is the closest thing remaining to a left wing tabloid in the UK.

A good one? No.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks for your contribution to, uh, /c/relationship_advice

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol look at this guy still thinking in terms of "the crime comes first".

You arrest the dissident, then choose which 'law' they've broken. Don't worry about the details. 'Who is responsible'? The guy you just arrested. Duh.

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