TheObserver

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[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I can't get a bidet because my friend is fat and breaks the toilet seats on the regular. He of course replaces them. I've tried bidets at other places and it was nice but i still had to use toilet paper to clean my now wet ass so I'm really confused when people say they don't need toilet paper anymore. I really hope they aren't just wiping their ass on a towel or some shit.

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait people pronounce them differently. I've been saying it the same way.😭

Nah he'd 100% replace humans with robots if he could. Way more efficient. No need for water, food, toilets, breaks, hell even lights technically speaking. Huge huge list of pros for him. (Don't hate me I'm all for complete world automation)

Yep those sounds are in my head again

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd rather take hypoxia atleast then it not technically suicide.

Me when i was way too high on the zaza stumbling to the bathroom and my cat appears around the corner for pets. I laid on the floor petting him for 2 hours before i remembered i had to pee.

Love the graying workforce title. Because it's true so many old fuckers in that place. No wonder why they are so slow to do stuff. All while spacex is actually doing shit. Sorry nasa but these days you're like the grandpa that tells stories to your grandkids while in a rocking chair. Maybe if they weren't government funded they'd have some new blood running around.

(Government funded comment was a joke as usually a government funded place is ran by ancient fuckers that need their dementia medication to function)

That's wild man. I sleep on my belly with one leg hiked up to my chest and a pillow that's big enough for my head and for me to hug and wrap around. Sure it's also bad for you but man do i get some insane sleep and dreams from it

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wait are you being for real? That can't be good for your neck. I've fallen asleep like that 1 time when i got way too high on the zaza and i had the worst neck pain ever.

The job I'd prefer is hundreds if not thousands of years from now. I want to have my own ship to explore planets and feed the data back to earth. New contact? Great send info to earth for ground troops to stop by and start procedures while i move to the next planet.

A planet that's lifeless but good for resources. Great, send info to earth for mining ships to start work on it.

Bad areas not suitable for ship travel (black holes, pulsars, etc etc). Ok mark perimeter for other ships to avoid.

Mark scenic areas for possible stations to setup.

Imagine thousands of ships that are doing this. So much data flow. Probably too much data for scientists to keep up 🀣

Someone has to do it and not many would like to do it but those of us that would like to would have a blast! You could even do it as a 1 man crew with robots to help keep the ship going that way if the human lifeform were to die it's only 1 life vs the hundreds that would potentially die if it was a full crew of humans. The robots could even clean up for the next human to take over.

But that's all a dream unfortunately.

I need them because if I don't have car insurance for example i get a fine. I need health insurance otherwise i have to pay out the ass. 2 stupid things made by some money hungry old fuckers that just want to collect even more money. This is just 2 examples of all kinds of insurance. The whole system is in place to make the rich richer for something meaningless.

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Quite the contrary

I have all of these things. I just wish i didn't need them in the first place. Not sure how my comment made you think that.

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