TheLowestStone

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Pop-tarts are calzones.

This is more accurate than ravioli but its still the wrong kind of dough. Pop-tarts are empanadas.

Greek salad is fruit salad

True.

Paris sucks

Never been but its not particularly high up on the list of places I want to visit.

Chick-fil-A isn’t actually good

It's OK at best. Certainly not worth the line (the one I live near is always packed) or the bigotry they fund.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think Harrison Bergeron was just bad.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, that would have been difficult considering that I didn't exist yet

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bandcamp is also cool because you can find some really weird niche artists giving their music away for free.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there has to be at least one woke POC somewhere on Earth that has a cousin they really want to fuck.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

There were like 20 different kinds of small birds where I grew up. Adult me can't tell you the species of any of them.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Meh... Ol' TACO wouldn't have the balls to follow through anyway.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I bet he can only cum while vaping and getting an over-the-pants handie in a public theater.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

poorly uneducated

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

She’s not an idiot. She’s the attorney general

I'm not sure that those are mutually exclusive.

 

I guess days passing is woke...

 

Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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