TheColonel

It’s sad that all I needed to do was know that Amazon bought them and put the rest together based on a long list of shit they just ruined.

I’m guessing Amazon bought them and dicked everything up.

Guessing, I have no idea if that’s true but it would add up.

I think a good contrast to this is when my dad saved a goose he accidentally snared in his fishing line. If flew straight across mid-cast.

He had to reel it in while it honked and freaked out and and tried to bite him but after that, they were pals.

Brought its goslings to see him on subsequent visits and everything.

He literally puts on Japanese face. His eyes are done up and everything.

While those are all bad, let’s not forget to thank Oprah.

Which character, etc?

What if I told you that not only do I believe it but I’m not even surprised.

I have taken those rides and they are the absolute best.

Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

Didn’t wish for it, invalid

I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

I can’t speak for everyone but I raised my mom right and kept her away from that trash.