TheButtonJustSpins

That first one really resonates with me.

Nope, I just walk up to it and push buttons if I need to make changes.

What's a cost?

Ooh, subbed, thanks!

Fucking annoying bard not getting out of your way in Assassin's Creed. I keep getting yelled at for stabbing him.

Same. We need a /c/ootl

Uterus? More like ourterus.

I'm holding a small device in my hand that gives me access to all of humanity's knowledge.

Granted, I'm using it to dick around on Lemmy, but..

We're not; we're pseudonymous here.

It's a good thing I'm in charge of nothing, because I'm all out of empathy.

If only.