TheBenCommandments

Pretty sure all contactless forms of payment work like that

He still doesn’t understand how she can be both Black AND Indian. “To me it’s very disrespectful of both.” What a weird old racist.

Right I’m of the mind that silicone and metal are for me since those tools can be chucked into the dishwasher.

I’m curious about the bacterial growth factor that can occur with wood. Saying these things can last a lifetime without even mentioning the bacteria they can absorb and harbor makes this read more like an ad at some points.

Here I thought they were forced to stand around in their own shit

Framework

What’s the last one the Nazis turned into?

One can only hope

I’m definitely joining you in being an old codger but this “Nobody” thing is the stupidest meme format I’ve ever come across and it enrages me every time I see it

FartsWithAnAccent is wary

So wait, you take your shoes off at the door, but your dogs (who invariably step in their own piss and shit), have free reign?

Every state’s* constitution