TheBenCommandments

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheBenCommandments 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don’t be a demonic monster you won’t be treated like one.

[–] TheBenCommandments 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which is zero children to indoctrinate by way of fear and hate.

[–] TheBenCommandments 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean, the Mini Cooper S is really only 7” longer and 200lbs more than it was a decade ago, and the rest of the dimensions are pretty much the same. There are loud of other models they make which I do agree aren’t very small lol

[–] TheBenCommandments 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Have you seen the TV Show based on them?! Just watched the first one yesterday and it had me in stitches.

[–] TheBenCommandments 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] TheBenCommandments 51 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Can we not just rip shit straight from Reddit to repost here? At least crop out the Reddit interface 🤦‍♂️

[–] TheBenCommandments 3 points 2 years ago

Wow so the first one failed, then they relied on its replacement completely and blindly. It’s dumb shit like this that made me stop feeling bad for those who experience data loss.

[–] TheBenCommandments 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

[–] TheBenCommandments 3 points 2 years ago

And his brother is still a free man?!

[–] TheBenCommandments 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah having an option to disable rotation when not viewing an image or video would be amazing!

[–] TheBenCommandments 41 points 2 years ago

You know this ruling member of our gerontocracy just took his fucking hearing aids out before speaking.

[–] TheBenCommandments 12 points 2 years ago

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

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