TheAlbatross

joined 2 years ago
[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.

... well, then again...

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Why's it called a blow job when you're mostly sucking it?

Why's it called eating pussy when you're mostly licking and fingering it?

Why's it called French kissing when there's no extra egg yolk included?

Living the fucking dream

Computer, list of ICE concentration camps built and funded under the Obama regime and expansions to ICE budget approved.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's fucking right!! We're goddamn ridiculous goofballs who deserve every ounce of your love and adoration 😤

We're the nicest people in the whole fucking nation, we just got a prickly facade. And we're the safest drivers. A native NJ driver can merge into a gap smaller than their own car without harming a fly. And you're gonna love our Taylor Ham, that's right, it's Taylor Ham, get the fuck outta here with your pork roll bullshit.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Ohhhh and where's NJ on that list? Hm, no where? That's fucking right, we know how to do things the right fucking way I don't wanna hear SHIT from any PA nutters, NY jackasses or MAsshole drivers, best drivers in the nation, highest population density, one of the lowest fatal accident rates per CAPITA.

Unsure, I'm not the community moderator. Though, to be fair, I don't see a lot of value in this particular post because without critical information gathering and a journalistic lens, this is just gossiping about subreddit drama.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yah that sounds reasonable, the purpose of the community should be largely easy enough to interpret through the name, though maybe "Politics News" or something might be more fitting.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

An non-news focused community.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hear hear. I think there are some valid reasons to want a pick up or SUV (crossovers included) but I think a vast majority of people would be plenty happy with a hatchback. My Golf and my roommate's Prius carry more than the larger sedans I've owned and take up less space on the road, in lots, etc., and use less gas. Heck, a Smart Car or Fiat would accomplish most of my car related goals, but I'd die if any larger vehicle hit me.

Also, selfishly, would love a resurgence of the hot hatch.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

This isn't a news article.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

We need to implement a permitting system for the purchase of SUVs so you can only get one if your need for one of those massive monstrosities is productive. If it's vain, then you get smacked in the mouth and told a sedan is fine.

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