ThatWeirdGuy1001

It's always astonishing to me how we have record lows of alcohol usage while everything burns around us.

It used to be 5th hour about a decade ago but DeWine be DeWining

I always assumed they prefer dark spaces because they have permanent night eye.

Like Riddick

If the genders were swapped and you find it a problem then it's a problem either way. Make it private or fuck off.

"HoW wIlL new UsErS fInD iT!?!?!?"

I don't fucking care.

Edit: I made this comment with misplaced anger.

I'm leaving it up a a reminder to be better.

Every single metric that was laid out decades ago has not only been reached it has been surpassed. We're so fucking fucked on an unimaginable scale and it's honestly terrifying how no one seems to care.

So the rule needs to be changed. Deal with it.

No they need therapy not another spouse. They shouldn't have a spouse at all until they've fixed their own insecurities.

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project (and also pedophilia apparently)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Brain damage causes conservatism

She looks like a vampire from the original Oblivion

Cold pizza