ThatOrangeBird

joined 1 year ago
[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

The lazy loafer life, always horizontal under a blanket when not running away for some asinine, irrelevant event.

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Stassi Schroeder?

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

This lazy oaf can't even bother to create new content half the time and when she does it's super low effort. Is she so self-absorbed she never sees what other people are doing? There are so many creators who put a lot of effort into their content, make it fresh and interesting, care about video quality, and overall produce well-done content. The younger generation expect that. She's boring, low quality, repetitive and inauthentic (she has to post old shit as she slowly gets too thin to grift with the weight and belly angle), and that's a big part of her tanking numbers. 🤷‍♀️

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

She'll need a couch flop week first, filming and directing the content child from under a blanket.

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

She loves them so much she even makes them thinner. From the Canadainfluencer sub on reddit (left is the actual cover, right is what she posted today).

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

More like "give it a rest" probably.

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Wow, look at them, all having fun in different types of bathing suits and with different types of bodies. It's almost.like they don't need birdbrain to let.them know it's OK!

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

This little girl is gonna be so confused when they get home and her mom goes back to ignoring her while she ghosts around the living room in the background of mom's instagram posts. With her friends dust bunny, dog hair, and invisible cat, of course. 🫤

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

And you're FORTY, with a 4 year old you ignore and ship off to Nana's so you can do it!

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck is going on with those eyebrows? Why do the look like they're half gone, and what's left is SO dark? 🤣 Also, heavy eyelids like that don't just magically become smooth with 3 inches of space above them. What a fucking phony.

[–] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Are we supposed to notice how small all her coats are?

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