ThatOrangeBird

joined 1 year ago
[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

She's the 5th kid. Her mom will singsong talk and indulge her as equally as the actual kids. She doesn't want the inconvenience of dealing with her own toddler when there are sweaty actors in character costumes to be hugged, joyfully teary selfies to be set up, taken and shared to insta for bragging purposes and overpriced merch made in China to buy up.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't doubt for a moment she already thinks she's a famous model. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (23 children)

She's such a petty, insecure bitch. Report it for harassment. I would, but I blocked that useless lump ages ago.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I hope so too, I won't spend another dime with them so long as they send these dingbats freebies, and I spent A LOT there.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And she's always discovering memes and trends long after everyone else is over it and posting about them like they're her own idea/interest and brand new. For an "influencer" She's the biggest late to the party follower I've ever seen.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So now she's scamming Gen X nostalgia for her own? She 100% has seen some of the Gen X memes going around about quicksand (Neverending Story in particular),Bermuda Triangle and sasquatch.

I've never seen someone have absolutely no interests or personality of their own before. And not a single hobby! It's truly bizarre.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who styled this shoot? Is this for a business? It looks like a shoot some fake modeling agent sets up with girls he wants to take advantage of. Sorry, but this can't be for a real promo, can it? A bikini and heavy, clunky, cowboy boots?

Jesus.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

That middle shot is unsettling. Looks like someone recovering from a major facial trauma injury, or a bee sting mishap. And the angle on those eyes! It'd be funny if it wasn't so tragic.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is what happens when the only things that feed your dopamine addiction are attention and shopping. She's a professional dopamine chaser.

[โ€“] ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

Huh. It's almost like he's a really shitty person or something. They can't possibly be surprised.

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