TerranFenrir

joined 4 months ago
[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is that Dark Vader?

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Enemas suck. They ruin your gut microbiome and are just unnecessary.

Just clean your colon. Dicks aren't 3 metres in length.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Oh hello again, cute cat profile picture that looks like a dick pic for a millisecond! Hope you are doing well! <3

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 months ago (18 children)

Let's assume that heating water to 500C does what you want it to do. Even then, the sheer amount of energy required to do this would be massive. It would just be incredibly uneconomical to do this, when other cheaper solutions (like not polluting in the first place) exist.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really hope they get the libs to pass electoral reform before dicking around

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah they go, "Blimey, guvna! I'm freezin' me bits off, innit? It's bloomin' chilly, ain't it? I'm perished, mate! Me teeth are chatterin' like a bunch of chimps, I am! Oi, pass me a cuppa, would ya? I need somethin' to warm me cockles, mate! I need to have a nice cuppa rosie lee."

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

What's ❄️

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Nah not that deep. I was approaching it from the gay angle. (I'm gay). So it was the ironic "girls no kiss, boys kiss kiss kiss". Just a shitpost comment lol

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also, female = cute, but not kiss. Boy = cute, kiss kiss kiss

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