If you're both poly that can be fixed!
TerminalEncounter
Dang my biases cost me a nice rose colored glasses vacay
If I see a nice pleasant colour of portal, I'll hop in. Pastels, cool colours, maybe some jewel tones. Give me a beige colour portal, okay I gotta see what's on the other side of this.
If I see a bad colour of portal, nope, closing it or walking away. Your warm colours, metallics (only cause there's usually some fae bullshit on the other side), black/grey, textures - I saw a corduroy portal once, no thank you, I will not go to the corduroy dimension even if it was a nice gentle pastel blue.
Easy, is it the summer Olympics/US presidential election? => it's a leap year
Biomagnification
Mercury irreversibly fucks with some of our enzymes (other animals too) and degrades neurons, kidneys, liver, etc. Mercury and a few other heavy metals really likes Sulphur bonds - animals have tons of sulfur bonds (in lots if proteins), so it's hard to clear them out. It eventually will clear out by urination, voiding, even your breath. Except for some kinds of organic mercury that never clears and stays in you forever - and medically we don't have any treatments either.
There was a whole cute campaign setting with little cute as shit dog minis ages ago on kickstarter. It got funded and the stuff was made and produced - so probably you can buy em and use em!
Depends on colour of portal
I can't help myself, I like my silly fantasy games. So even though Elder Scrolls 6 is almost inevitably going to be bad, I still think about it.
There should be an in-game conspiracy theory that the emperor is alive (the one yku/the assassins guild killed in skyrim). There should be graffiti that says THE EMPEROR LIVES on walls and stuff, I think that'd be neat. Especially if it's been like decades or centuries between games.
Yes, and they're cool. Men seem more common because there's some subset of em that are just not chill about it at all and they get in your face about it and ask for feet pics in public.
It wasn't :(
But that's okay it works good enough, next bad one is 2100. It got 2000 though!