Teon

joined 2 years ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Well the last one blew up when a kid hit the rear end with their skateboard, so...
But they download so fast!
A Mercedes takes 2 weeks to download. :)

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Flat chips and stick chips.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

GTA 4? I was downloading a street legal Ford Pinto.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

I suspect trump only has 2 yellow Zero cards left.
Bluffing and cheating his way through it all.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Screw that. I'm waiting for my Car download to finish. Only 20 minutes left to go!!!
Vroom Vroom!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (13 children)

Everything on Xitter falls under no longer factual. Why would anyone bother to report anything there.
It is literally the newest chan. 4chan, 8chan, Xchan.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Want to be a creepy dating stalker?
$500* please
*unlimited creepiness included!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

No, I'm from Frank's Pizza, stop using our free wireless so much. Fuck!!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago (4 children)

We have your IP address, your GeoLocation, cameras are monitoring you now.
You will be dealt with!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Communication is paramount in a healthy relationship.

It sounds like your girlfriend is not a morning person. She needs to be left alone in the AM to get the coffee in and "wake up". For some people, "wake up" can take a few hours. Your girlfriend needed to convey that to you, not shut you down. And frankly that is a conversation all couples need to have early on with each other. This way both partners can respect the other to prevent fights and misunderstandings.
Since she in not telling you this, maybe ask her about it during a time when she is fully recharged and willing to talk. Scrolling away on her phone obviously made you feel ignored and the silence added to that discomfort. Convey that in a way that let's her understand that you just wanted to enjoy her company during a really nice moment together.

And about the kids... do you both agree on the children issue? Or do one of you want them and the other does not. That might have been part of the shutdown if that's the case. Just a guess on my part.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Buy one, get 'after service' and return the chair.
Wash, rinse, repeat!!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I predict 12 Rubles.

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