Teon

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Hot tip in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Hot Tip #2
Putting a large carrot into a condom... oops, wrong thread, nevermind.

[UK] Nearly half a billion small tech items thrown away in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

And 8-track tapes have finally gone extinct as roadkill.

NASA finds water and organics in asteroid sample—possible clues to origin of life in c/astronomy@mander.xyz
[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can get you a bus load of republicans to sacrifice, but they may upset his tummy.

Matt Gaetz Bragged About Taking E.D. Meds ‘So He Could Go All Night,’ Says GOP Senator in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And you are a pedophile supporter.

you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!

I made a 20x queen size sheet in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

So... the orgy is at your house this weekend? Cool!
Is it BYOL? (bring your own lube)

Subwoofer Chair in c/perfectfit@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

~~Subwoofer Chair~~ Orgasm Chair.
There, I fixed the title for you. Now turn up that base!!!

Woman's bathing suit being measured by a cop to ensure it's not illegally short, Palm Beach, USA, 1925 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Which is better than being gorgeous, but having the ankles of a Clydesdale.

Woman's bathing suit being measured by a cop to ensure it's not illegally short, Palm Beach, USA, 1925 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I wish I had slut ankles! Some people are so lucky. :(

Woman's bathing suit being measured by a cop to ensure it's not illegally short, Palm Beach, USA, 1925 in c/historyporn@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago

Florida & Texas 2025!

pasta rule 🍝 in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Teon@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

I am shell SHOCKED!

Snopes Shows the Folly of X’s New Link Presentation in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Actually we need to start a branding war and rename Mastodon to "SE-X"!
Suck it elon!!

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