Teon

joined 2 years ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Karma, come and take him away already.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

What a grape joke.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In the oven, really hot and it blew open and "baked" all over the inside. Hell to clean up. I was sure I poked it, but... couldn't remember.
Now I go all serial killer on them before baking.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She was a spokesperson for the Florida Citrus Commission and did commercials. In the 70's there was a Tshirt that was orange with 2 Oranges on it and it said, "Squeeze These Anita."
It will be a great day when she dies.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Robot sex never ends well. :(

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

It's always a party when wieners are involved.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 27 points 2 years ago

When enough people stop believing in religion, churches will automatically self combust. Apparently Canada is doing well!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Set time travel machine to... UK 1981

[–] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

"footlong?"
"hold my beer."

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

The invisible man is soooo horny! Secret hand job.

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