Packet of cream cheese, sub for vegan if you'd like
One drained can of black beans
Any diced veg you've got the spoons to prep (ie onion or peppers) optional
Hot sauce to taste
Mix all the above into a bowl, use it to fill a tortilla in whatever shape you'd like (usually small taquitos or folded quesadillas works best for this), pan fry the assembled tortilla until brown
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