Techmaster

joined 2 years ago
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

God forbid anyone actually enjoys sex. It must be really confusing to know that God gave women clitorises. Clitori?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Imagine being born looking white. It happened to me once.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Definitely not. Haven't you met one before?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

LOL "Johnny Scoville"

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah I knew from the moment it happened that Putin was behind it. It's a distraction from a much more important war.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

"If you see a homeless person with a funny sign, they probably haven't been homeless very long." - Chris Rock

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The AR-15 doesn't have selective fire.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

let pharma companies make them

Sell them at a cheap price

Have you been living under a rock?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

And he fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.

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