Techmaster

joined 2 years ago

Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man. in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

She sees things that other people don't see.

Like Jess Bezos' penis.

Trump's plans if he returns to the White House include deportation raids, tariffs and mass firings in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/Ny4a-oxOndo?si=9Dy_6SrFXN3TEJuh

Probation, for Aussie cop who pointed gun at colleague to stop Top Gun: Maverick spoilers in c/thepoliceproblem@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That movie has a plot?

The many genres of Riker in c/risa@startrek.website

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

No, a tumpet.

1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soon in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Storm the capitol and smear shit on the walls?

1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soon in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

In 2 weeks!

1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soon in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Onion is obsolete these days.

House GOP attempts to cut Buttigieg salary to $1 via spending bill in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When asked to name the departments he wanted to shut down, he listed them off but couldn't even remember the name of the DOE that he later got put in charge of.

Father's fettucine? in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Henry's gnocchi

Model says her face was edited with AI to look white: ‘It’s very dehumanizing’ in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's facetious humor. If you think being turned into a white person sucks, imagine being born one.

Christie to pro-Trump crowd in Florida: ‘Your anger against the truth is reprehensible’ in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Trump and Rudy are on the Russian mafia side, Christie is on the Italian mafia side.

Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Ugh, another school shooting. Guess Dad's going to have another one of his jerk binges.