Techmaster

joined 2 years ago
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Does he look like a bitch?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I don't see him going to a state prison. If anything he'll have to serve time in federal. Being an ex president, the federal government will want to keep him under their watch.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah but it's soooo exhausting.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Become a government employee and you'll take off on October 1st, whether you want to or not.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Would you give a shit what the son of a bitch that shot you was wearing!?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe try some AG1?

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

It's really upbeat music with brass instruments and the lyrics are about murdering babies with chainsaws.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He goes on to form a golf team with some of the inmates at his prison, and in a partnership with Vince McMahon they start up a prison golf league where the various prison teams play each other in an annual tournament. The winners get extra Little Debbie snacks from the prison commissary. Eventually they make a movie, and Donald Trump is played by Rosie O'Donnell.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

And as he's saying it, his voice just keeps getting softer, like he's telling you a bedtime story.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Make them eat some e coli pie.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

No world wars have happened since the invention of nukes

Except the current world war.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Because we've all seen Terminator and The Matrix.

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