Techmaster

joined 2 years ago
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah...nowadays...

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books.

At least they aren't putting Weezer songs in their books.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Republicans who control the chamber

That's a generous statement

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

You'll continue to enjoy 12 months for the price of 20.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

They even used to bring your groceries out to your car, put them in your trunk, and return the cart for you.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

That's like when the cops show up and violate a bunch of your civil rights because they heard that you have a gun.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

These days, entrepreneur just means unemployed.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Butter + fly + knife = balisong

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Pretty soon the whole party will have teardrop tattoos.

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

What a coincidence, his dad was King Ralph of England!

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I miss the days when Google's corporate motto was don't be evil.

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