“H-hello? I’m sorry to be ungrateful, but I’m afraid the pizza I ordered with you came back without pepperoni… I don’t want to be a bother, j-just send the pepperonis and I’ll place them myself… thank you, sorry again”
TeamAssimilation
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The real question is: would they be allowed to do the same these days?
Spoiler: they won’t.
For me it could be worth five hundred quadrillion already, these numbers have entered the realm of fantasy.
Just needs one steel scrap, a spring, two screws, one vegetable starch-derived adhesive, and you got a swift long-barrel automatic pipe gun!
It almost feels like cheating!
When you eat one too many deathclaw steaks.
And the orange menace goes for a second Peace Nobel Prize chance!
Did he say ‘ceasefire’? He meant ‘restocking’.
Pain and pleasure are the greatest survival teachers, I’d expect them to be the basest feelings a living thing can have.
Saying some creatures don’t feel pain just because their physiology is different is like how we were taught that animals couldn’t think back in the 20th century.
Fuck it, just valuate tech companies with quadrillions, or even quintillions. Why not? We’re already in the realm of fantasy.
Don’t speak that way of The Orville
If they accepted the job, absolutely yes. ignorantia juris non excusat.