TeamAssimilation

joined 2 years ago
[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then poor Timmy finds out someone spray painted his beloved cybertruck, what a world.

[–] TeamAssimilation 9 points 4 days ago

Unhand at once me you filthy dry-skinned ape!

[–] TeamAssimilation 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

All of them? Because it was an artery, those fuckers have no restraint.

[–] TeamAssimilation 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I’m sure the prompt included “chonk mecha” somewhere

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 4 days ago

If you’re buying an Apple case, more money to it.

[–] TeamAssimilation 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We hear you, and added another Animoji meanwhile!

Next year we might allow you to change glass color OR opacity, who knows when the wonders will cease?

[–] TeamAssimilation 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This meme template never gets old for me.

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 1 week ago

Does this mean that men with gynecomastia can be topless in public there without issue? If the original lawmakers had been smart, they would have outlawed developed breast and nipple exposure regardless of sex, so any flat chested, small nippled man/woman wouldn’t have trouble going topless.

Maybe it’s an old law?

[–] TeamAssimilation 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

proceeds to get infected with an unknown ransomware variant

[–] TeamAssimilation 4 points 1 week ago

How dare you add common sense to our imaginary and greatly embellished struggles!

The audacity of this guy, I almost died of Asperger!

[–] TeamAssimilation 3 points 1 week ago
  • But Diddlydee, I need to pay my mortgage tomorrow!
  • You can go in person. stands and looks across the street The bank there seems to be still in the same place.
[–] TeamAssimilation 6 points 1 week ago

Parent comment meant willingly. People weren’t agreeing to install Backorifice even then.

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